By Uba Acho
If you come to tell me how a snake 🐍 spoke to a woman and they had some intelligent conversation, I won’t debate with you, I will mock you.
If you come to tell me how a donkey spoke to a man, and warn him of impending danger, I won’t debate with you, I will make mockery of you.
If you come to tell me how a fish swallowed a man for three days, then he jumped out of the fish’s mouth with a bell 🛎 and started screaming repent! Repent!! I won’t debate with you, I will make jest of you.
If you come to tell me how a virgin girl got impregnated by a spirit, and she gave birth to a super hero who saved you, I will ridicule you , no need for a debate.
If you come to tell me how a man flew into the sky on a chariot, powered by a horse 🐎, I will make fun of you, not debating you.
If you come to tell me that one day some strange looking beings will appear in the sky and sound their trumpet 🎺 turuu turu turuuuu!!! and you will develop wings and fly into the sky, I will laugh 😂 at you till I lose my breath lol 😂, I won’t argue or debate you.
If you come to tell me how a man died and rose from the dead after three days, then flew into the cloud ⛅️, I will make a very good mockery of your zombie 🧟♂️ story. I’m not debating or arguing it.
And if you come to tell me I’m carnal minded, and will need a spirit that is holy to understand that these stories are ridiculously archaic, fairytales and myths at best, you deserve a very good mockery.
If you don’t want people to make fun of your believes, stop having funny beliefs. It is not blasphemy, because blasphemy is speech that has been outlawed to prevent your ridiculous religious stories from being made fun of.
Sure you understand me now.
Thank you 🙏🏿